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[bitchycode]

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1. Sarcasm

2. Insults

3. Inappropriate sexual humour

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[stardustparker]

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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[stardustparker]

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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[wafflebloggies]

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

[susiethemoderator]

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

[lefttreephantom]

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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[chuckle-voodooz]

Did Trump seriously shut down the US government because he’s not getting his way with the damn wall shit

[chuckle-voodooz]

OH I SEE

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[ellicelluella]

JAY PLS

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[captainpoe]

Rami Malek wins Best Actor for playing Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody.

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[meanplastic]

I’ve shared this video over 3 times and i’m not apologizing

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[transboyscout]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif